You and I both know your penis is small, but don’t worry! I don’t hold your tiny size against you—I actually think it’s quite cute!
What it doesn’t have in girth, length, and beauty you make up for with how simply adorable it is! Really, I think we should put a bow on it. Maybe it can be my new pet, like those little yip yaps women carry around in their purses. It even has a wet nose, especially when I laugh at it! I should be careful, though.
Laughing too much at your penis can cause it to self-destruct and make a mess. Small penis humiliation can be hazardous!